A website visitor sent us the following tomstone inscriptions. We thought you might enjoy them.
Albany, New York:
Harry Edsel Smith
Born 1903--Died 1942.
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down.
It was.
Thurmont, Maryland:
Here lies an Atheist
all dressed up and no place to go.
East Dalhousie Cemetery , Nova Scotia :
Here lies Ezekial Aikle
Age 102
Only The Good Die Young.
London, England:
Here lies Ann Mann
Who lived an old maid but died an old Mann.
Dec. 8, 1767
Ribbesford, England:
Anna Wallace
The children of Israel wanted bread,
And the Lord sent them manna.
Clark Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.
Ruidoso, New Mexico:
Here lies Johnny Yeast...
Pardon me for not rising.
Uniontown, Pennsylvania:
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
Silver City, Nevada:
Here lays The Kid.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.
A lawyer's epitaph in England :
Sir John Strange.
Here lies an honest lawyer, and that is Strange.
John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England , cemetery:
Reader, if cash thou art in want of any,
Dig 6 feet deep and thou wilt find a Penny.
In a cemetery in Hartscombe , England :
On the 22nd of June,
Jonathan Fiddle went out of tune.
Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont :
Here lies the body of our Anna,
Done to death by a banana.
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low,
But the skin of the thing that made her go.
On an 1880s grave in Nantucket , Massachusetts :
Under the sod and under the trees,
Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
He is not here, there's only the pod.
Pease shelled out and went to God.
In a cemetery in England :
Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I
As I am now, so shall you be.
Remember this and follow me.
To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:
To follow you I'll not consent .
Until I know which way you went.